When I try to put on makeup without a mirror
this is my favorite gif of all time
“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)
senior week is killing us
- jackie: I dreamt about a ruler. I don't have enough brain cells left to form an interesting thought.
- me: i am intrigued by this dream. was the ruler measuring something? was it a cool color?
- jackie: no and no. a little oversized and that's it
“You think I want to pinch-hit for you? I pinch-hit for you because you suck.” —ozzie guillen