September 2011
i may be taking the abbrevs too far
- heather: T
- me: np!
- heather: sorry that was an accident, wish i was cool enough for that to be an abbrev
“so if i’m a liar and you’re a thief at least we both know where the other one sleeps”
—brand new “you stole”
ugh my brother knows me too well
- michael: you sound grimy, is your hair in a ratty ass ponytail?
- me: *shame face*
“later on a bed
lie to all your friends
lie to all your friends
lie to all your friends.” —brand new “bed”
lie to all your friends
lie to all your friends
lie to all your friends.” —brand new “bed”
I don't fucking care, these were the best 162 regular season games EVER. I LOVE FUCKING BASEBALL.
BASEBALL IS UNREAL.
she wasn't done about the skunks
- jenny: urgh they just fear no one now! they own collegetown and i think i should write a book about them as a metaphor for frat boys
jenny on skunks
- jenny: they kind of are cute little fuckers if they weren't so unpredictable, this is also how i refer to small children