- me: SL asked me to go to karaoke, obvs he doesn't know that i have the golden voice of an angel
- tina: i need to see you sing karaoke
- me: that's the thing about angel's voices though they are not meant for humans to hear
- me: o did you hear beyonce's pregnant?
- jenny: whose baby is it?
ahhh rain and cold, perfect day to lie in my bed and watch a movie...o wait... i still have 5 more chapters to read and a quiz to finish. is it really only the 1st week of school?
“Four months of calm seas to be pounded in the shallows off the tip of Montauk Point… 100 foot faces of God’s good ocean gone wrong.” —
brand new “play crack the sky”
- jenny: except he's a real deusch
- me: wait... he's german or a douche?
- jenny: shit i keep doing that, he's a douche