occassionally i will look up at the tab bar on my browser and realize i have websites open with no remembrance of how i got there or why i opened them.
the birthday card i just crafted for you is actually exquisite. post-modern literary fireworks. it would only be better if i wrote it on parchment with a goddamn quill. you better save it and pin it up on our fridge or i will falcon punch you.
you’ve been warned. don’t make me say it in spanish over voicemail.
other than that, see you on friday. i’m bringing riot punch.
I AM SO PUMPED :)
how come when i was listening to the raconteurs, you inexplicably changed to pussycat dolls THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
goddamn my lineup for this year is looking amazing:
- arcade fire
the only possible thing that could make this better is an amazing artist for slope day! and no wasting money on b.o.b.
i just saw a commercial for the espys with seth meyers and evan lysacek, where evan tells seth he can do anything in the strechy tuxedo to which seth replies “can you do a quad?” and evan just looks sad. it made me laugh a lot. (too much).
and so far he’s hit 4 home runs but i really want him to get out after the first round. the home-run derby is so bad for batters and many players don’t recover from it during the rest of the season. cases in point: bobby abreu, david wright. this is why i was happy cano was dropped out of it.