shared solely for this quote “an inter-species social gathering on a scale never seen before in Australia”
June 2010
BBC News - Sydney Opera House holds concert for canines →
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coleen is hilarious
- michael: is she drunk?
- mom: no she just loves everyone right now.
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“just gonna stand there and watch me burn, that’s all right because i like the way it hurts”
—rihanna and eminem
“There’s Mo and then there’s the rest of us.”
—andy pettitte, <3
so i deliriously walked around new york city alone today.
- me: omg hot asian cop in specs.
- 5 minutes later
- me: it smells like bellybutton.
- katie: what the fuck.
- me: yea i know. i didn't mean the cop by the way. i meant the city.
- katie: i still have no idea what those random words mean.
- me: smells like bellybutton? the city smells like bellybutton. i'm at penn station. and i thought perhaps you thought i meant the hot asian cop smelled like bellybutton.
- katie: that is what i thought.
arguing about crocs remains a top priority no matter the situation.
- katie: i've been walking around the hospital in scrubs with nothing to do for an hour and a half. i'm bored.
- me: hit up the bars in your scrubs and white clogs
- katie: OMG my aunt and uncle are having their baby in the hospital and floor i'm on!
- me: now?? go deliver that shit.
- katie: please girl i don't wear no white clogs. i'm wearing kicks like a real G.
- me: oh so you mean crocs right?
- katie: HAHAHAHA i went into the labor and delivery unit looking all legit and was like 'point me to the room. they can't begin without me.'
- me: hahahahaha did you get in? if you had crocs you'd look more legit. just saying.
- katie: those ugly pieces of shit will never touch these feet.
tonight was a very good night i learned how to order drinks at a bar and the lakers won! good times.
i have issues
last night around 12am it started raining kinda and for some reason the sound off raindrops on my window scared the shit out of me i thought there was a mouse in my room so i got up really afraid and that moment the light in my room went out, i screamed and ran out of my room. when i realized that it was raining i went back to bed. however this isn’t the first time i heard something, thought it was a mouse, and screamed. happened twice in my room in my ithaca house this year. at one point i ran out of my room and right into the workmen that were fixing something in my house. my reaction to mice sounds is actually bizarre cause i never thought of mice as a fear
so irritated that my prof changed class from yesterday to today, it is really effing up my schedule, plus 3pm is the most random time to start class