September 2009
i've been there
(478): yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to “get the fuck out my way”
i'm text from last nighting these
caroline: i feel really creepy i am outside your house trying to see if your home
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gina: ok if you were bored would you make out with someone for the hell of it
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lizzy: in bed. dont have my flask on me.
a drunken julianne reminisces about my favorite...
julianne: i need to need to lie on th eslopw agiam
while i slept, this is what went on in nyc without...
gina: half baby hn wit nick ha sexy
gina: kt i love you so much
gina: sexyyy, girl
gina: pent house baby
gina: girl there drinks mad strong bitches up here love my bitches fuck ya
gina: so left that went to a club watched my id get rejected ha
gina: missed my train now i have to wait an hour ugh
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operation shitshow completed
August 2009
ah hate biology an' skoo ya'll is mad stupid.
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
go there, now.
“OMG dis here iz so exciting!!!! an don’t make me pull mah gat!- THIS IS SO...”
– Da Ebonics Site - Ebonics Translator - Translate English into Ebonics (joke funny)
“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...”
– Bertrand Russell (via amplequotes)
september
i used to hate september but this time around i have so many things to look forward to: brand new’s new album the end of the regular baseball season a chance to wear my new fall clothes the start of cornell’s most beautiful season
i think i have begun to be a happier person and see the good in things, too bad cornell will probs crush that out of me by the end of the month
i think i’ll be heartbroken if any of the yankee players from this season are traded this is the first team i’ve really liked since the days of peter o’neill, bernie williams, and scott brosius.
today my faith was restored in humanity
as i walked home in the rain with one shoe and the other one broken in my hand, this guy passed me on the bridge and i didn’t think anything of it. then i shuffled along the sidewalk cause i didn’t want to walk barefoot in collegetown the same guy that passed me came up to me and gave me a pair of flip-flops. when i offerred to pay him back, all he said was “nope, i just hope...
making a promise to myself
next weekend i will not be lazy and lame and i will go out and succumb to peer pressure, but this weekend i must recover from the tornado that was this summer, that is my laziness justification
coming from the girl who can't handle more than a...
gina: i hope long island iced teas are good
me: UMM li iced teas will get you fucked up, theres like 5 diff liquors in them
gina: im so fucked
colin: why do you feel greasy?
me: i must be in jersey, there is a lot of hair product in the hair
me: i think youre a whore for leaving
francis: mmm that's pleasant
lmfao pretty sure i know who this is
(612): Apparently he doesn’t remember leaving the bar (651): If I spent $100 at the bar and didn’t get laid I wouldn’t want to remember anything either
i just wrote this sentence..... my life is twisted
me: idk!?!?!?! but i think orange willie sounds like a sick sexual thing
“Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands,...”
– Carl Schurz (via amplequotes)
I just finished reading the time traveler’s wife, it’s raining, i have the worst partner ever for 331 and i have stars’ “Life 2: The Unhappy Ending” playing on repeat, could this be any more depressing?
“But life could be nothing but a joke, could be nothing but a con”
– stars
FML
Get Ready for Gruesome Cigarette Warnings - very... →
“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”
– Rita Mae Brown (via amplequotes)
“After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is...”
– Aldous Huxley, Music at Night and Other Essays (via amplequotes)
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
no longer a teenager... does this mean i can't be...
headline confusion causes near mass panic
so i was reading msn’s entertainment headlines and i saw this “pregnant heidi..” my first reaction to this was NO GOD NO heidi and spencer are having a child?!!!!?!?! why?!!!!! sheer horror was all that i felt. then i realized they meant heidi klum and the horror was lifted.
tina is officially en route to shanghai :( but at least i may actually fall within my texting limits this semester
i just looked outside my window and realized that...
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
– Marcus Tullius Cicero (via amplequotes)
tina is a bad bad influence
tina: holy shit. you better fucking get wasted
me: i am going to be a mess by the end of tn grey goose cran and oj i die
tina: omg you have bottle serviceee. i diee. please be ridic tn. do it for me and all of mankind :)
me: they are going to carry me out of the bar i swear im on drike 3
tina: HURRY UP WOMAN!
me: im downing booze like its my job you drinking girlfriend?
tina: no im still recovering from last night
me: DRINK REFIL NOW DRINK DRINK DRIZ'L
tina: bitch there better be pictures bc i feel like you'll be blackout soon
me: [blank text]
tina: i'll take a blank text as further evidence of progress to blackoutness
me: there is no cany i so x sad
tina: omfg shut up. go to the bar and start ordering shots asap
me: you are can indulensa
tina: ENABLER??? i will enable all the time. more shots!!!!
me: youre tom bad
tina: IM GOOD!!!
me: i was violated on the dance folk by gina date
tina: ahaha now you know what i mean
various drunks converse via text message
me: dana bo bana i lovee youu
dana: i loooove u mooooooore!! ur getting drunk wit me on friday!!!
me: i will i am soooo excited cause i love you sooo much :) :)
dana: lmao ur amazing... you win at life... lets be roommates in rehab
me: omg that is nicest thing anyone has ever asked me to fox this why i love yout dana ps i am a lazy drunk :)
dana: fox?
me: i meant do i told you im a jazz drunk
dana: omg im textsfrom astnighting that
me: omit if it gets on i will of happy love youuuu
dana: u mess...haha love u
me: am mating sensa
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tina: i'm in city abt to get shitty lol i have like half bottle of vodka all for me :) aren't you proud of me
me: I LOVE IT i wish i had more alchy but i ordered a margarita :) :) love tequila :) come to bk
tina: i can't im in the city
me: umm hellon subway what part of ciu dad look at spanish
tina: omg speak egnlishhhh idk what hat said
me: where are you in tthe city
tina: webster hall
me: OMGG my friends say be careful they got there purse stolew :( loft you
tina: wtfff idk i'm on general admin here i am nota. Fannn. i lovee youu
me: hairc our drunk txts are sooo funny lol t
me: my buzz is wanin and i do not understand the music
me: im coming back to manhattan brooklyn was good then bad idk what i shall be doing there
tina: uhmmmm clubbing like meeee
me: idk where to go joll
me: oh welll no funnn fopr youyuu om ym friend got us a tbale at webster halll kas tian is having a good timee
me: i ducking love you
me: we are in penn cause i can't read and this man is being mean
tina: ofmgggg qwyy?
me: cause hes like o you cant sit here and im like o well fuck u i will sit here
tina: goood grirlll. i ahgreeee.
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lizzy: i went out to dinner with my parents
me: still not at the cutb no excuses come :) blok
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evan: im coming home this weekend make no plans
me: moot not come home well have sooo much fun love youu
what a ridic weekend
“Omg. I was such a hot mess last night”
– tina, pretty much sums up last night perfectly
“There’s nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you.”
– Blair Waldorf. (via fuckyeahleightonmeester)
nas- hate me now
when i get mad at people or find...
just need to make it to the coliseum on nov 28 &...
tina: WEBCAM?
me: it's on the list
tina: WHAT LIST?
tina: list of things i will procrastinate forever about?
