“i would watch bill hader read the phonebook”
—lizzy, so would i
May 2009
April 2009
“i don’t want you to think i’m a drinker, i can stop any time i want to, only i don’t want to”
—marilyn monroe
“Be Yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
—Oscar Wilde (via affremblequotes)
thermo and 202: completed, mission complete- slope day is a go
o wait i forgot i have to go to riley robb on slope day to get my advisor’s signature on something, yay math dept for taking two days to sign off on something you already approved. good thing i’ll be drunk.
I'll take this as a go ahead
“there are some students who use Slope Day as a reason to engage in reckless and dangerous behavior…” this is perefectly acceptable and desired behavior
best two nights of convo ever
- me: but im afraid of preg women lol
- me: its just like woah there is a baby in your vagina
- dana: lmao omg im dying right now
- me: and youre like touch it and im like nooooooo
“o you like secrets huh? i had a secret once, i had an alien hiding in bedroom. pretty soon it was eating my reeses pieces and making long distance phone calls!”
—tracy morgan
“getting drunk in public? that’s where it starts, getting drunk, and you know where it ends up? A MONKEY RIPS YOUR FACE OFF”
—tracy morgan, scared straight
precious moments
- dana: omg i just had the strangest conversation
- me: really with who
- dana: john
- dana: he texted me " you <3
- dana: so i answered you + me
- dana: nd he answered " BABIESSSS"
- dana: nd i was like wtf
- me: WHAT wtf
- dana: nd he was like you+ me = babies
dear nick swisher,
i think i love you.
sincerely,
me
“i’m cuddly bitch, deal with it”
—marshall erickson
this is what i posted on evan's wall friday night
ARE YOUY A GHOSTTT???????????? ARE YOU REAL!!??!?!?!??? DID I IMAGING YOUR PRESECNE IN MY LIFEWEEE???!?! YES YES I DID OMG ARE YOU CASPER
true life: im an alcoholic
drew got into eastman!!!
this means that the trifecta will be in action for the upstate area:
drew + sandy + katie = one huge disaster party waiting to happen
umm... best nun ever?
- dana: ill just sneak out and get impregnated and the be like HOLY JESUS.... ITS A MIRACLE.... ITS OUR LORDS CHILD... HALLELUIAH
- dana: but there will be 6 of them
- dana: thats the master plan
i love the future sister mary lauren
- dana: my mom said nuns drink a lot
- dana: so it wont be that bad
RUFUCK YOUR STORYLINE IS BORING LEAVE!
“well i guess now we know he really likes you… oops”
—blair, love herr
