o wait i forgot i have to go to riley robb on slope day to get my advisor’s signature on something, yay math dept for taking two days to sign off on something you already approved. good thing i’ll be drunk.
“there are some students who use Slope Day as a reason to engage in reckless and dangerous behavior…” this is perefectly acceptable and desired behavior
- me: but im afraid of preg women lol
- me: its just like woah there is a baby in your vagina
- dana: lmao omg im dying right now
- me: and youre like touch it and im like nooooooo
- dana: omg i just had the strangest conversation
- me: really with who
- dana: john
- dana: he texted me " you <3
- dana: so i answered you + me
- dana: nd he answered " BABIESSSS"
- dana: nd i was like wtf
- me: WHAT wtf
- dana: nd he was like you+ me = babies
dear nick swisher,
i think i love you.
ARE YOUY A GHOSTTT???????????? ARE YOU REAL!!??!?!?!??? DID I IMAGING YOUR PRESECNE IN MY LIFEWEEE???!?! YES YES I DID OMG ARE YOU CASPER
true life: im an alcoholic
this means that the trifecta will be in action for the upstate area:
drew + sandy + katie = one huge
disaster party waiting to happen
- dana: ill just sneak out and get impregnated and the be like HOLY JESUS.... ITS A MIRACLE.... ITS OUR LORDS CHILD... HALLELUIAH
- dana: but there will be 6 of them
- dana: thats the master plan
- dana: my mom said nuns drink a lot
- dana: so it wont be that bad
RUFUCK YOUR STORYLINE IS BORING LEAVE!