January 2009
pandora reads my mind
my death cab station played:
soul meets body —> sleeping in —> mad world —> float on —> the strokes
pretty much everything i wanted to hear in that order exactly
my thermo prof is a badass
so yesterday in thermo it was like 4:07 and the class ends at 4:10 and erickson is finishing up explaining some graphs. while in the middle of sentence some dude wearing a flannel shirt enters the lecture and interrupts erickson this is their convo:
flannel: “we have this room reserved, you need to leave” erickson: “excuse me” flannel: “we have this room reserved for...
new franz ferdinand album is out=i am excited
im 10 years old
tina: spongeboob is ssoo good
me: ahahahaha you said spongeboob lollll
o my yankee loves i always knew a-rod was a curse... →
taking a page from the book of waldorf, war has...
chem department i’m bringing you down
“this war i’m going to win”
– blair
a letter to his students
Hi, I’m Thomas Ruttledge of chem 251.
Since Spring Semester has one more week than fall semester, I have decided to add two more labs to the course because I live to make your lives miserable. In addition to that the labs I have added force you all to go to class the last week of classes including May 1, (yes I know that’s slope day I don’t give a fuck) you will have to complete...
“i’m glad you didn’t get painstakingly drunk and belligerent, fall...”
– joey’s retelling of the events of tina’s epic 19th birthday
Watchi’ve watched this like 10 times, it just adds to my love and worship of bill hader
so im taking “the comic theatre” this should be interesting
add/drop
i have the overwhelming desire to take a gun, put it in my mouth and pull the trigger right now, there is not one liberal arts class that i want to take or can get into. plus orgo lab is ruining my life once again. i love my life.
there is officially no doubt in my mind that...
conor oberst finally cut his hair, thank god. although i would love him if he was balding
winter break = ultimate laziness
lizzy: today was like the first day i wore a bra in a while. cuz ive been living out of my pajamas.
lizzy: i was on the way to dinner and i was like WHAT IS THIS BINDING CLOTH?
lizzy: and then i realized it was my brassiere.
me: ok so i never told you about gg it was so sad chuck got and lost the company
lizzy: AAAH
lizzy: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car
me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lizzy: no but really. tell me more
“i think i can guess ‘you’re a disappointment of a son, i’d die...”
– chuck
guess who fixed my internet? duh me
“He was alone. The past was dead, the future was unimaginable. What certainty had...”
– orwell
“He felt as though he were wandering in the forests of the sea bottom, lost in a...”
– george orwell, 1984
random
so since i still don’t have internet for my laptop i’m on the home computer i stopped using when i got to school and i decided to check when i last used my itunes: 8/16/2007 at 3:40AM, that was like the wee hours of the morning before i left for school, last song listened to: failure by design by brand new. im really curious to why i was awake that late on a day when i had to be up...
kristie: im drunkieee i hope that my mommi doesnt know
me: lol well do you smell boozey?
kristie: idk lol
5 minutes later
kristie: my nose dosnt reach my mouth so idk loll
kyle: try and convince your parents to let you go tell them you won't talk to them, be a hardcore bitch and threaten them
me: no i can't i'm not evan
“it’s a very sexy job, very sexy.”
– my mom on the job she needs to hire someone for
“i got a ticket for being smart”
– my mom on the traffic ticket she got
wait i forgot there is something worse than snow
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS CURSED SNOW TURN TO RAIN INSTEAD, THAT’S WORSE. ICE IS BAD. SLEET IS EVIL. AND PARENTS DON’T LET DAUGHTER DRIVE IN ICY CONDITIONS. DON’T RUIN MY NIGHT WEATHER GODS.
I HATE THE SNOW
WHY? WHY DOES IT HAS TO SNOW OVER BREAK? I DON’T GET ENOUGH AT SCHOOL? why does this white crap have to come out of nowhere to derail my plans and piss me off. god would you please make the snow stop? please i will be good girl forever. it can snow anytime it wants after next sat but this week is a no-go. the snow is stupid and useless.
i have a newfound appreciation for the bronx
cops, questionable gunfire sounds, bar fights, blood on the streets, and butcher knife wielding… WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE
seriously though awesome new years thank you tina for inviting me and thank you mike for being a great host and forcing vodka down my throat :)
i thought more about the previous post & realized one pressing issue: can one be super badass in a peacoat? im going to make the answer to question yes, somehow.
so this is the new year
i have decided that im going to be edgier in the new year, more dark nail polish and wearing my super amazing black leather boots from christmas plus i need to get the incred green leather jacket that i saw in saks and i will be set.
i am going to be so badass.
Nobody does New Year's like New Yorkers do.
“I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we ascribe to luck is...”
– Howard Schultz (via affremblequotes)