December 2008
BY SOME MIRACLE I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET
:)
totally inappropriate and yet hilarious
me: seriously when did they become bffls they used to hate each other
drew: they become bffls when they started getting high together and then 69ing each other.
“Water: it’s like visine for the throat”
– kyle
“because smart bitches are always the meanest ones”
– anonymous, lmfao
so i played this game apples to apples with the fam at our christmas party and omfg that was the greatest shit ever lol that game is like hilarious, one of the funniest was when the adjective was useless my brother put down bill clinton and for sexy my cousin put down walt disney lmfao it was hilarious
“i just got lost”
– coldplay
“I have made peace with the fact that there is stuff about me that is shitty and...”
– Corey Taylor (via shesapsycho) (via fantasyaction) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via hotg0ssip) (via kari-shma) (via tinatang)
“two ravens in the old oak tree, one for you and one for me.”
– bloc party
more of why my fam is awesome
in referrence to guessing the number of gumballs in this jar:
kaitlin: ok hold on i have to do an example so all the stupid people will understand what to do
caroline: kaitlin if a 5 and 3 year old can guess so can a group of adults
kaitlin: NO you do not understand there are STUPID people down there, really stupid people
(only our fam and her other fam were there lmao)
i love my cousin
so these are amazing quotes of my 11 year old cousin, we're starting them young:
kaitlin: whats that on his face!?!??!!
me: a mole
kaitlin: they look like boys with wigs on
kaitlin: you need a lawnmower to shave those eyebrows off his face
“I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And...”
– Edward Everett Hale (via affremblequotes)
so it looks like im taking orgo lab again lovely...
i love this bitch
krissy: im like a duck
krissy: i just eat and poop
“In consideration of the weather forecast, school is closed: Friday, Dec. 19,...”
– - message on my high schools website, so my brothers christmas vacation starts tomorrow and who knows if its even going to snow. (via tinatang)
i miss my high school and it’s less than 150 days of school
i am done with physics (the most vile subject...
wtf is wrong with me?
me: i wish i was another person so i could be friends with me
im obvs delusional
guy: america is big its hard to see everything
me: yeah i've lived here forever and i've never been to montana or north america...
everyone else: north america? really youve never been there
.....
anna: what is philly famous for?
becca: cheesesteaks
me: the liberty bell and the signing of the independence
becca: signing of the inpendence katie?
in case you're wondering
the previous post is not a joke, im deadly serious and mean every word i said
dear thighs,
i would like to wish you a very unhappy birthday. i hope you have as much fun as you did last year! just remember i’m “better and more important” than you.
sincerely, pretentious snob
LORNE MICHAELS FIRED CHRIS PARNELL?!?!?!?!
why and when did this happen?!!?? wtffffffff that is the lamest thing ever (wow i so obvs not up to date on my snl knowledge)
bad news potentially
so instead of using my valuable time to study i decided to look up when lady gaga was “coming to cornell” and so using the things i knew about this supposed concert i looked up the gay-straight alliance’s events for spring ‘09 in the memorial room and this is what i discovered: lady BUNNY (a tranny which makes a lot more sense lol) is coming not lady gaga :’( however...
dear fourier series, go die. love, me
Chace Crawford Robs the Proverbial Cradle →
el-mendez:
wow. that’s illegal. i don’t care if she’s wearing tweed like an old man.
OMFG STOP THIS MADNESS
i don't believe in physics
im hoping that like fairies everytime i say that another annoying physics concept will just disappear.
HAHAHAHA don't worry
el-mendez:
the snow that started earlier this afternoon is still coming down. and it’s accumulating.
i swear on the beard of my dog, if my fizix exam gets cancelled tomorrow i will massacre the weather gods above.
don’t worry there is no way in fuck this is going to happen. cornell doesn’t believe in “inclement” weather, just like it doesn’t believe in holidays,...
i am seriously fucked for physics
seriously i am. i spent all my time studying orgo and now im fucked.
LADY GAGA
el-mendez:
lady gaga and girl talk are coming spring semester.
i just shat my pance.
now if only kings of leon and michael jackson from the 80’s would come for slope day and rock everyone’s faces off.
seriously my mind would blow out the backside of my head.
one down, 3 to go (i am so fucked for physics)
i hate orgo lab
20 points for color?!?! really? really? come the fuck on rutt
0 finals taken
and yet im sick of them already
i love bloc party
listen to bloc party’s “signs” and “biko” asap both were in this week’s gg and they have replaced “banquet” “blue light” and “so here we are” as my favorite bloc party songs, needless to say they kick anything on a weekend in the city’s ass
SERIOUSLY: Fran Drescher: Senate Seat Should Be... →
i love how the words “chuck and blair” just like describes everything you wanted to say about how you felt about the last gossip girl episode
Gossip girl made me cry, now I can't believe I...
“only a masochist could love such a narcissist”
– blair on chuck (via tinatang)
“If I was a cop, I would be so corrupt it’s not even funny.”
– random boy in cook comp lab, thank god you’re probs not going to be a cop
me: for thermo
becca: good luck getting any useful information out of me
me: you use like a diff txtbook than our physics?
me: you should know this lol
becca: yeah we'll see
...............
me: that was the question
becca: ohh haha
I READ A SPOILER FOR TONIGHTS GG AND NOW IVE...
(via tinatang)
AND THEN YOU RUINED THE EP FOR ME
ohnotheydidnt: Worst. Titles. EVER! →
lizzy: unmmm and justin timberlake is the best evs
me: omg i know
me: i want him to host again
lizzy: i want him to host in my bed
Box office number-one films of 2008 →
tinatang:
skysignal:
deadshot:
taufiq:
Out of all the number-one box office films of 2008, I only watched 5 of them. Pathetic huh?
I’ve seen 30 of them. D:
I’ve seen 17. Not bad. :-)
i’ve seen 12.
i’ve seen 17 and some there is no way in hell im ever going to see aka meet the spartans, hannah montana, and beverly hills chihuahua
my friends from home are amazing i love you guys thanks for always making me feel better <3333
THE VERIZON NETWORK WENT DOWN I AM TRAPPED IN MY CAGE OF SORROWS WITH NOONE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER :’(
>:o
i went from being in a good mood to an incredibly bad one im insanely pissed right now
tinatang:
MCSTEAMY AND LITTLE GREY!?!?!?!?!
“Just Live Your Life.”
bee 260 = best class ever
lizzy: so you want in on my cartel? well too bad i'll never give my father up