October 2008
i wish i could remember just 1/3 of the quotes tonight but all i know is that bioengineers obvss have way more fun than any other eng major but here are some i do remember:
cervical infections: “it can infect your neck or your cooch!”- lizzy
“latte means boner!”- lizzy *as some guy walks by*
“ok, let’s heisler chart this bitch”-me (i hate quoting myself...
“when did she become a biker dyke?”
– lizzy, in reference to jenny’s fug new style
LMFAO canada = “america’s hat” omg thank you lizzy i seriously just laughed for like 5 minutes out loud lol why have not heard this before
“i started off the night with 6 jello shots 2 cups of junglejuice that i poured...”
– evan
“well hopefully that fantasticly amazing person that is the greatest gift god...”
– evan talking about the o so wondrous me lmfao i did not prompt him into this at all
“amex not ahmex wtf are we like hoity toighty”
– tina
(took this from lizzy) i don't feel guilty about...
me: are they allowed to do that? i'm pretty sure you can only reserve the duffield atrium.
nikki: what is the SSA even?
me: Student...
katie: Society of Studious Asians
why i love krisanna
responses from two of my best friends about the same problem:
nina- oh boo. well maybe he doesn’t know that you’ve changed your ways, you should tell him.
krisanna- hahahahaha that sux
i think this pretty much explains why im friends with both of them and why i love krissy
“less money for me when you die”
– chuck- on what it means to be a family. lmfao love him
TAMPA BAY FOR THE WIN!!!!
“uhm she is not angelina jolie shes like tara reid”
– tina (love her)
Watchhahaha this is hilarious
tinatang:
amy poehler is the shit.
“People need to stop being in love with people, it like fucks their lives up.”
– tina
acoustic music + drunkeness = amazing combo i feel like so chill hahahahahahahahaha i used the word “chill” wow i should started smoking weed and listening to jack johnson now
but seriously though oasis + coldplay = very good companions on this incredibly interesting and revealing night
“prudent” is a wonderful word as is “intense” i also quite enjoy “verbose” i talk quite eloquently when i drink—> this is sad :)
me: nina and i did dirty things with a swingset and shadows lol
evan: whats new there
FUCK THE RED SOX
TAMPA WTF HOW DO YOU LOSE A 5-0 LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same as Tina
GO TAMPA!!!!!! :)
i will die of happiness if they win tonight
the very best of jon and sachse
so i get bored during class and on fridays and in orgo i have a tendency to fall asleep because on fridays i start at 8am and im usually very tired and my orgo prof jon has a really soft voice that makes me tired, so in order to counteract this i began writing down the ridiculous things my professors say and so here are my lists:
jon-orgo prof: (back turned to the board, to himself)”These...
album comparisons
ok so i know many of these albums came out a while ago, but i have a weird system of listening to new albums it takes me months lol ok so:
coldplay: viva la vida »> x&y i love viva it’s absolutely epic and it kicks x&y’s ass all over the place, now i thought x&y was quite good and “fix you” and “talk” and two of my favorite coldplay songs...
trampolines are like ridic fun, i love my pool but i want my trampoline back even though i woke up sore from jumping a lot and i almost threw up from the combination of drinking and jumping, im going to do again tom night because no joke i have never had so much fun jumping up and down in one spot ever so my recommendation is go out, maybe get a little tipsy or not, and then get your ass on a...
haha this evening
me: have a great american break
everyone else: wtf did you just say lmfao
voting is fun
I JUST VOTED FOR THE PRESIDENCY :D
the chimes played billy joel today it was very exciting
“we had a lot of spectators watching us surf by that i mean about a thousand...”
– colin, surfing in ireland sounds too cool
“wait until we all get together though its gonna be a fuckfest midget madness”
– drew
“OMG WHY DID U SAY DEAR. UR LIKE A OLDIE”
– tina
i love tina tang
katie: i love you amazing typing
tina: i serat its good tpying. ok its not.
tina: omfg i did stripper pole i avoided all pictures but i think i was unsuccessful see how sober i am right now
“mg i lost my buxz bc of the strwss of vwtting in it suckss”
– tina, in case you can’t read that it says “omg i lost my buzz…”
we wish that this was the class
tina: what is bee 260 im assuming not a bumble bee
me: bee symbolism and such in american culture
tina: what is bee symbolism
tina: wtf do they make u do up in ithaca
tina: is this something im supposed to know about bee symbolism
me: like bumble bee
tina: WTF
tina: BUMBLE BEE SYMBOLISM IN AMERICAN CULTURE
tina: where is this evident
“I don’t know why it’s not working! I’ve had engineers look at...”
– andrew referring me to as the “engineer” who literally took his phone look at it, pressed a button, and gave it back with no explanation as to why it wasn’t working lmao im such a good engineer
O.J. Simpson guilty on all charges →
OJ YOU ARE THE BIGGEST MORON IN THE WORLD, YOU GET OUT OF JAIL FOR MURDERING SOMEONE SO YOU GO AND ROB SOMEONE AT GUNPOINT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
i love this
el-mendez:
theres this kid in my bio eng class who has the professor under some sort of spell and gets away with being an arrogant douchebag.
today we had a male guest lecturer and that shit did not fly over with him. impervious to his charms.
small victory.
one of the more amazing things i’ve witnessed in my lifetime
